Postcards From Heck

THE UNREQUITED ASTROPUG

Lisa Gloria — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 17:52:04 +0000

Hector always thought he would be an astronaut, but then he turned around and he was almost 70, far past the cut off date. It all went by so quickly. To be fair, he never told us of his desires.

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Victorian Zombie Valentine Giveaway!

Lisa Gloria — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 16:45:44 +0000

Today Only! To celebrate the return of The Walking Dead, you can download the Victorian Zombie Valentines (both sheets) for free! Just for tweeting! Print and use them as many times as you like. If you’re like me – storebought valentines just aren’t the same.

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FISHEYE

Lisa Gloria — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:27:01 +0000

Adelia promised such delights to her suitors. They found her irresistible, and waited patiently in a queue that circled the boardwalk on warm nights. Something about her eyes… It just made them crazy.

THE ORDINARY OCTOPUG

Lisa Gloria — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:50:41 +0000

Humble, optimistic, basking near the surface of Lake Michigan, the common American Octopug is often confused with the Pugtopus, which we know is only found in saltwater. If you stop your boat in open water, sometimes you can hear them snorting as they casually embrace the bow.

MY OCTOPUS BOYFRIEND

Lisa Gloria — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:05:05 +0000

No one understands our love.

KITTEN FAIRY BOTANICAL #3

Lisa Gloria — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:46:37 +0000

The scent of roses mesmerizes your typical kitten fairy. On June afternoons they abandon their naps and hover over the nodding blooms, purring loudly.

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BULLFROGS HATE RAIN

Lisa Gloria — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 04:41:12 +0000

Everyone assumes amphibians just looooove the rain, but in fact, bullfrogs find it vulgar. They would simply rather not.

KITTEN FAIRY BOTANICAL

Lisa Gloria — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 03:29:02 +0000

The striped kitten fairies are known for their sleepy dispositions. Predominantly male, they are most often seen yawning and stretching in the marigold patch. Still, I wouldn’t sneak up on one.

FAIRY KITTEN BOTANICAL

Lisa Gloria — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 07:26:17 +0000

In the late spring, all the kitten fairies hatch at once, filling the garden with the sounds of beating wings and soft, plaintive mewling. They eat the ants off the peony buds and at night, they curl up together in massive purring piles to sleep.

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CATS LOVE SURPRISES

Lisa Gloria — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:09:54 +0000

Ronnie thought Miss Marple seemed depressed, and he wondered all day what he could do to cheer her up. She had lost a claw in a scuffle with a Boston Terrier and was downright put out about it. Ronnie’s mother always said, “CATS LOVE SURPRISES.”

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